"Where’d you get the knife?"
"From you."

"Where’d you get the knife?"

"From you."

don’t go out there

Game of Thrones 3x09 Preview

Cat of El Cajon: Chapter 29!

I warned you that Game of Thrones premiering would have me updating like crazy.

Excerpt:

"Okay, here’s what’s going to happen. You’re going to shower, put on a bathing suit, and pack a bag. Then you’re going to call Jon and ask him to take care of Nymeria for the night. And then you’re going to get in my car."

"I am?" Arya asks.

"You are."

Link to Story

As always, thanks for reading! 

Cat of El Cajon is Updated! Chapter 28!


Excerpt:

The details are fuzzy. Almost in black and white. Or like a movie she saw a long time ago. There are only snippets that she can grasp onto. Slick skin. Hot lips. Her back pressed against the cold wall. His large hands running down her arms.

Link to Story

As always, thank you for reading and reviewing!

CAT OF EL CAJON IS UPDATED!

Like right now! Like at this moment you can go read chapter 26!

And you should do that - go read it - right now! 

Thank you everyone for being so patient with me over my super long hiatus. Here’s a link to the story, and as always, thank you so much for reading! 

Westeros Olympics FanFic!

So because I’m obviously on crack- I’ve decided to write a series of AU Game of Thrones One-Shots about the Olympics.

Why? Because why the fuck not.

Also because the Olympics are awesome, and writing about fictional characters competing in the Olympics is the closest I will ever get to competing in the Olympics.

Excerpt:

Little bird, that’s what he called her the first time he saw her jump off of a diving board. She was only thirteen.

"You don’t jump. You fly," Sandor told her. To a thirteen-year-old girl, Sandor was a formidable coach. Old, broad, and scarred. He terrified her into excellence. When she was ready to give up, he would snarl his burnt upper lip, and her stomach would drop. He would stare at her, eyes hard and black, until she turned around and climbed the rungs of the ladder. Again and again.


LINK TO STORY

For those who have seen Snow White and The Huntsman

Evil Queen = Cersei

Queen’s Brother = Jaime

Snow White = Sansa

Huntsman = Sandor 

Snow’s Father = Ned

Don’t even get me started with the dwarves and Tyrion

"Crowns do queer things to the heads beneath them."
     -Tyrion Lannister

"Crowns do queer things to the heads beneath them."

     -Tyrion Lannister

The Game of Thrones countdown continues.

I can’t wait to see how they do this scene. 

The Game of Thrones countdown continues.

I can’t wait to see how they do this scene. 

But like really 
#the truth hurts

But like really 

#the truth hurts

I love Rory McCann.

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