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Can’t even comprehend this. You guys are amazing, and I’m not sure why you follow me, but thank you so much for doing it!

Can’t even comprehend this. You guys are amazing, and I’m not sure why you follow me, but thank you so much for doing it!

game of thrones, casually ruining lives every sunday
I warned you that Game of Thrones premiering would have me updating like crazy.
Excerpt:
“Okay, here’s what’s going to happen. You’re going to shower, put on a bathing suit, and pack a bag. Then you’re going to call Jon and ask him to take care of Nymeria for the night. And then you’re going to get in my car.”
“I am?” Arya asks.
“You are.”
As always, thanks for reading!
I am so not prepared to watch Gendry die in the next episode. Shit is going to be tough.
producers: we don’t have enough time in the first episode for all the main characters
*puts in a gratuitously long and unnecessary scene of bronn failing to ungarment a woman with his teeth*
Excerpt:
The details are fuzzy. Almost in black and white. Or like a movie she saw a long time ago. There are only snippets that she can grasp onto. Slick skin. Hot lips. Her back pressed against the cold wall. His large hands running down her arms.
As always, thank you for reading and reviewing!
casual reminder that game of thrones is returning in 3 days
watching game of thrones is like slowly turning into voldemort because each time a character dies its like my soul gets ripped into another horcrux
Those are the basics. Ask box and submissions are always open. Can’t wait to spend season three with you guys!