he’s not the worst lannister
I’m watching Game of Thrones at home, and my dog keeps barking at the television every time Joffrey comes on screen
she has her claws in him now
Cat of El Cajon
Game of Thrones Modern AU in which the Starks, Baratheons, and Lannisters fight for power in the streets of San Diego, in which Arya is an illegal street racer, Gendry is a mechanic, and Sansa is blackmailed into marrying Joffrey.
what if ned actually asked joffrey to kill him because ned was already dying from wearing the horcrux ring and if joffrey killed him in front of everyone joffrey would retain his power and evil image and people would be scared of him and not realize that he was actually a double agent for the starks all along and that way voldemort wouldn’t be suspicious and eventually joffrey could use his position to overthrow voldemort and give the iron throne to harry, i mean robb, and that was neds plan all along because he was dying anyways from the horcrux ring
A Clash of Kings? No. A Clash of Cunts.
(Hint: It’s the puppy)
